ATTENTION: STRESSED OUT STUDENTS
NETFLIX HAS EIGHT EPISODES OF ANIMAL PLANET’S “TOO CUTE” AND THOSE EPISODES ARE LIKE 20 MINUTES EACH SO IF YOU NEED A STUDY BREAK THERE IS THAT
CAILLOU BASED FREESTYLE
HER PUSSY BALD LIKE CAILLOU SWAG SWAG LIKE CAILLOU I’M GOOD NIGGA HOW YOU? GO WAY BACK LIKE CAILLOU CAP BACK LIKE CAILLOU I DON’T MATCH LIKE CAILLOU MY WEED YOUNG LIKE CAILLOU GO DUMB LIKE CAILLOU I’M PBS LIKE CAILLOU DTF LIKE CAILLOU MY DICK FRESH LIKE CAILLOU SHE GET WET LIKE CAILLOU THE REALEST EVER LIKE CAILLOU I’M DICKIN IT LIKE CAILLOU BAD BITCH GON SUCK DICK NEED 30 MINUTES LIKE CAILLOU I’M UP EARLY LIKE CAILLOU SHE GET DIRTY LIKE CAILLOU
I’M NOT EVEN A BIG FAN OF HISTORY AND THIS UPSETS ME SO BADLY
IT HAS UPSET ME SINCE I LEARNED ABOUT IT WHEN I WAS LIKE 8 AND IT STILL UPSETS ME NOW
YOU CANT CHANGE THE VOLUME OF THE VOICE IN YOUR HEAD
FUCKING TRY I DARE YOU
ITS IMPOSSIBLE AND ITS REALLY FUCKING WITH MY MIND SOMEONE HUG ME
I CAN MAKE IT SCREAM WITHOUT GETTING LOUDER
H E L P
Holy shit whispering is the same volume as shouting as loud as I can
The blood vessels of the hand.
so in my spanish class the teacher sometimes puts up a sign that says “no ingles” and that means we can’t use any english that day in class and we have like the smartest kid who is class president and the teacher asked him something and he was about to talk in english before the teacher pointed at the sign so the guy busted out in full german and the whole class was in stunned silence and the teacher just gave a heavy sigh and left the room.
their whole relationship is basically one of Mitt Romney’s nightmares.
can we all just take a minute to imagine steve rogers’ face the first time he heard someone say “motherfucker” casually